[ HELLO NOT!DAUGHTER. Your not!dad is going to be the good parent that he is and message you while he's out and about during the day!
After all, they really haven't introduced each other yet... ]
Um, hello! [ He seems a little nervous at first, but the small smile on his face doesn't change. ] Since you're living with us now I was wondering if you wanted to pick you up something from the store. Like... a snack or something?
You do like those, right?
Well uh, when you think of something just tell me!
[ HELLO NOT!DAD!! WE BOTH HOPE EVERYTHING IS SWEEL. Junko was quite the dead panned teenexcited or what? Sure, she didn't like the whole mother-father ideal but hey she could complain all she wanted; it still wouldn't change things.
Considering who her new mama was and all, but she answers with a smile ]
You must be my dad, right? [ She doesn't like saying it, but they did have to get acquainted. ] Weeell, anything you pick up will be fine!
[ She's still a little roughed up, being out of her element and all; plus almost being killed by her mama. What a great family! ]
Of course, I do. I'm not even sure what they have here. I.. We don't have to eat healthy, do we? [ Especially since Junko knows Mama Sakura is very keen on the protein shakes. ]
[ Oh gosh there gosh that dad title again. Asbel flushes a little, but is able to finally nod his head after a minute of composer. ]
Y-yeah, I am! My name is Asbel Lhant. It's nice to meet you. [ He isn't exactly good on this whole 'shopping' thing Yet. That's why he's asking you. GOSH.
And almost being killed by momma? Sure she's a little inhumanly strong, but Sakura wouldn't hurt a fly! Or at least... not that he knew of.
Clearly this means they all need to have an awkward dinner table time. ]
They have all kinds of things! Even if we can't find exactly what you want, I'm sure there has to be something close to it. Or we can even try to make it! [ But... huh. That was a weird question. Forgive Asbel for blinking. ] Healthy? Uh, well eating right is important, I guess. But... we don't have to do it all the time.
[ He'll be the first to say that he doesn't always eat right. BUT HE'S A MAN HE'S GOT THIS. However, for his kawaii girls in his family now, they should eat right! ... Best example, right? ]
I really have no idea what those are. Wait, maybe something Sakura drinks? [ A pause. ] Anyways, no. I probably wouldn't drink them, either.
[Mannnn Mokou is supposed to branch out so she's extending these invites to more than just the people she knows from back home.
Even if she doubts humans will be interested in this shit. Whatever.]
Hey Junko - It's Mokou (the immortal) remember?
I wanted to tell you I'm going to be having a sort of party thing at my house for the full moon on saturday. You don't have to come if you don't wanna but there'll be booze and stuff?
[ Give her a few moments to respond here... What the actual fuck was Mukuro doing? That's still something that pisses Junko right off! Poor imitation was right! There was no absolute way that her twin could copy her personality, no matter how much she tried.
Such is the life of the demanding younger sister, and this was one of the very reasons why Mukuro's imitation of her had warranted Gungnir spears. Since Mukuro couldn't even go along with what Mokou was saying, clearly her sister still hadn't perfected the """Junko""" personality. ]
Mukuro Ikusaba, my twin. She is poor at impersonating me, don't you agree? Clearly I am the better looking twin, I don't have those Despairingly disgusting freckles, my face is clear of all marks and I have the perfect posture.
... She is the most Despairingly pathetic sister to ever exist.
[Every girl who responded to Masaomi's little pre-Valentine's broadcast (and a few others besides) will find a tiny little gift box in their mail today. Inside is a single fancy chocolate - and a simple note.]
Happy White Day! ~ Kida Masaomi
[That's right, ladies. Even if you don't love Masaomi, he still loves you!]
[HEY, JUNKO. Your favorite sister is calling you up!!! Prepare yourself for this message early in the day, because it's going to be recited in a certain SHSL Detective's voice with no initial explanation.
And completely unfitting icons, to boot.]
Junko-chan... is everything alright?
[A beat. She should... probably elaborate a little.]
...It appears I've woken up inside Kirigiri-san's body.
[ She's always happy to hear from Mukuro, okay that's totally a lie; but she's the only family Junko has, and prepare for some utter confusion on her front.
Why is Kirigiri calling her Junko-chan???? That's Mukuro's nickname?? What is this sorcery, she wants to know. ]
What the hell.... why are you--?
[ Yep, she's utterly confused; even if Mukuro just told what happened. How did this happen? Does she believe it? Cue a world of confusion. ]
[BECAUSE IT'S YO SISTER, FOOL. Not that... Junko could actually know that nor could Mukuro actually prove it at the moment, but!!! She's still thrown off by Junko not believing her. Somehow. Sisterly love blinds all clues pointing to the fact Junko is SHSL Butt...]
I, um... I'm sorry. [Apologizing for good measure. If apologizing to your little sister was a national sport, Mukuro would be taking all the medals...] This really isn't a joke, sis.
[Not even Kirigiri would joke about being Mukuro. It's too awful okay...]
[ Normally, the regains and notices have been pretty nonchalant in their delivery, other than their piercing punctuality and synchronization. This time, though, the delivery is a tad bit more aggressive.
A journal will come to you in one of two ways, depending on your house and its set up. If you'd imagine your house has a mail slot in its door, then it will come shooting through, skittering across your floor. If you'd rather just have your one mail delivery system, your mailbox, then your journal will be chunked through your window. The glaring hole will be fixed by tomorrow.
If you're brave enough to pick it up, there will be be a piece of paper roped to it with a thin length of packaging twine. The paper states plainly Use your christmas key.
If your character remembers, their gift for fulfilling the Christmas event was a key gifted to them on New Years, which attached itself to their keyring after they accepted it. And yet another if: if they remember they can open it with this key.
And if they open it, they'll find this. Checking back on it every once in awhile might be a good idea. ]
Hello, Junko-san, it’s Kotori. I’d like to invite you to come to Yuma’s birthday party. Normally, Yuma would send out the invites but we’re planning on it being a surprise party for him and we’d love to see you there if you can make it! It’ll be from 1pm to 5pm on August 15th, at House 1474, and then we’ll be going to the carnival. Oh, and presents aren’t necessary! I hope you can make it, but please tell me if you can't. Thank you!
hey junko! were having a birthday party for kaito on monday at 6pm at my house! its 1446! dont tell him, tho, its a surprise! presents arent necessary either! (*^▽^*)
heeeello, yuma-kun! another party? if it's for Kaito, i'll be there! he needs to loosen up, y'know? he's always so moody! oh, i pinky swear i'll keep it between us, don't worry. you know what kinda promise that is!(⌒▽⌒)
Naegi-kun delivered a letter yesterday... um... [Her mind is still blown away by this, but — uh. She needs to get over it and not have a some convoluted inner monologue about the fact that she's a person with squishy insides and all that sparkly vomit as written by Narita Ryohgo.]
There was money inside it for you. Would you like me to deliver it, sis?
( video ) Slightly delayed, BUT HELLO-
After all, they really haven't introduced each other yet... ]
Um, hello! [ He seems a little nervous at first, but the small smile on his face doesn't change. ] Since you're living with us now I was wondering if you wanted to pick you up something from the store. Like... a snack or something?
You do like those, right?
Well uh, when you think of something just tell me!
( video ) That's alright! HELLO PAPA!!!
Considering who her new mama was and all, but she answers with a smile ]
You must be my dad, right? [ She doesn't like saying it, but they did have to get acquainted. ] Weeell, anything you pick up will be fine!
[ She's still a little roughed up, being out of her element and all; plus almost being killed by her mama. What a great family! ]
Of course, I do. I'm not even sure what they have here. I.. We don't have to eat healthy, do we? [ Especially since Junko knows Mama Sakura is very keen on the protein shakes. ]
I.. don't want to drink protein shakes.
( video ) <3 DAUGHTERRR
Y-yeah, I am! My name is Asbel Lhant. It's nice to meet you. [ He isn't exactly good on this whole 'shopping' thing Yet. That's why he's asking you. GOSH.
And almost being killed by momma? Sure she's a little inhumanly strong, but Sakura wouldn't hurt a fly! Or at least... not that he knew of.
Clearly this means they all need to have an awkward dinner table time. ]
They have all kinds of things! Even if we can't find exactly what you want, I'm sure there has to be something close to it. Or we can even try to make it! [ But... huh. That was a weird question. Forgive Asbel for blinking. ] Healthy? Uh, well eating right is important, I guess. But... we don't have to do it all the time.
[ He'll be the first to say that he doesn't always eat right. BUT HE'S A MAN HE'S GOT THIS. However, for his kawaii girls in his family now, they should eat right! ... Best example, right? ]
I really have no idea what those are. Wait, maybe something Sakura drinks? [ A pause. ] Anyways, no. I probably wouldn't drink them, either.
( video ) PAPA SAVE ME FROM MAMA <3
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Even if she doubts humans will be interested in this shit. Whatever.]
Hey Junko - It's Mokou (the immortal) remember?
I wanted to tell you I'm going to be having a sort of party thing at my house for the full moon on saturday. You don't have to come if you don't wanna but there'll be booze and stuff?
and you can bring the bear if you want.
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Oh a party? I'll totally be there!
Monobear will thank you for the invite, he'll love it! See you there!!
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[Just a little butthurt that your sis hung up on her so cheerfully. Sup.
Yeah this is just after that happened. So no chance of calming down.]
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Such is the life of the demanding younger sister, and this was one of the very reasons why Mukuro's imitation of her had warranted Gungnir spears. Since Mukuro couldn't even go along with what Mokou was saying, clearly her sister still hadn't perfected the """Junko""" personality. ]
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... She is the most Despairingly pathetic sister to ever exist.
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I was hoping it was a doppelganger or a shapeshifter or something but I guess that's a more logical - if boring - explanation.
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[ha ha ha she was so unloved it hurts. locked in her house, not allowed to go out in public, not wanted by her father. life sucks.
also her family are all dead now sup.]
Uh... well I guess if you speak to her later then. I dunno. Don't say I told you this? She seemed pretty into her act.
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Mother, mother, mother, mother—
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How do you know how to use a phone? [ Yep, that's what he's met with. ]
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Happy White Day!
~ Kida Masaomi
[That's right, ladies. Even if you don't love Masaomi, he still loves you!]
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[HEY, JUNKO. Your favorite sister is calling you up!!! Prepare yourself for this message early in the day, because it's going to be recited in a certain SHSL Detective's voice with no initial explanation.
And completely unfitting icons, to boot.]
Junko-chan... is everything alright?
[A beat. She should... probably elaborate a little.]
...It appears I've woken up inside Kirigiri-san's body.
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Why is Kirigiri calling her Junko-chan???? That's Mukuro's nickname?? What is this sorcery, she wants to know. ]
What the hell.... why are you--?
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Is this some kind of a joke? It isn't very funny!
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I, um... I'm sorry. [Apologizing for good measure. If apologizing to your little sister was a national sport, Mukuro would be taking all the medals...] This really isn't a joke, sis.
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[ within the package is this full ensemble. have fun, junko! ]
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There was money inside it for you. Would you like me to deliver it, sis?